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Why didn't your parents take a walk in those five minutes? Tags: useful german english slang. Das einzig interesseante an deiner Lebensgeschichte ist, wie don t fick mich vati aus dem Versuchslabor entkommen bist. The only interesting thing in your history is how you escaped from the laboratory.


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